October 2009
86 posts
Elevators and escalators kill about 30 people each...
ohyeahfacts:
Taking the stairs now? Yeah, us too.
(source)
Well, now I know my escalator-phobia isn’t completely unfounded.
I just wanna let it go for the night
that would...
So
I just read that the Attorney General referred to a terrorist that killed some UN delegates as “shocking and shameless”. I would just like to point out that they’re terrorists, that’s kind of the point.
I wonder how many times in a day I think, “I would rather be having sex right now”?
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page 44.A week ago I was assigned a "How to"...
…I’m on page 44.
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Today I was sitting outside of Starbucks. A...
Today, my mom got a call from my little brothers...
Please let me have amazing children like this.
Today, I was at a train station, between platforms...
(via everythingharrypotter)
:)
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Highdeas. Ideas you get, when you're high. →
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amazing!
“I’m going to marry my novels and have little short stories for children.”
– Jack Kerouac (via thingsgohazy) (via canadawhore)
lulz!
W
Will so be posting pictures of my disgusting ankle soon. Until then, ESSAY.
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Hangover Days - Jason Collett ft. Emily Haines
Things I need to do before Halloween weekend...
Empty my garbage can and put an empty bag in it
Put a glass of water beside my bed
Buy gatorade
Fill my kettle with water
Leave advil next to my bed
Ensure an unobstructed path from my door to my bed
The Internet only exists to make me not work.
holy bum! →
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Tonight - Stars
Sometimes I forget how lovely...
Top 10 stoner comedies →
(via iloveweed)
7. Saving Grace (2000) And who says the British are stuffy? Saving Grace proved that a movie could successfully blend snooty upper crust English society with some grade-A cheeba. The film stars Brenda Blethyn (who recently appeared in Atonement; a film which, coincidentally, is only bearable while super high) and is based on a script from Scottish funny man Craig Ferguson of Late...
its 7:30 and i am going to bed right now, not sure whether its for a nap or for the night, SOOO POOPED.
should have taken more vitamin d! →
“Today, I wore Axe body spray. I wasn’t tackled by any women. MLIA.
hahahah…can...”
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Would it be a bad idea to get high and write this essay?
BEST TFLN EVER
(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”
hmmm
So,
I am going to take a shower and make myself a little snack and then I am going to start my essay.
I don’t know how I am going to finish four essays in three days next week when it’s taken me two days to start this one.
yelang
omg, i am reading texts from last night all alone in my room and laughing my ass off.
texts from last night
julentine:
(124): Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn’t upset me at all.
(916): I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
405): That’s the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
(609): I just got a...
Depressing!
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